Singapore Jokes good one! (Got this from Keeven)

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!


Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.


Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???


Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!


Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!


Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me ma....


A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level.'

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!

Top 11 most visited website in Malaysia.

1. www.yahoo.com
Where you check email from your girlfriend.

2. www.google.com.my
Where you search about whether shrek really exist or not.

3. www.friendster.com
Where you find cute chicks.

4. www.youtube.com
Where you search for video about politics.

5. www.google.com
Where you search about whether shrek really really exist or not, because you thought it doesn't exist in Malaysia.

6. www.blogger.com
Where you write blog about your cat.

7. www.live.com
Where you thought you can see live show. You can't actually.

8. www.facebook.com
Like friendster also, but bit more complicated. You decided to stick with friendster.

9. www.msn.com
You go here and you thought, 'aik, like Yahoo! also, but blue'

10. www.myspace.com
Where you try to connect to you favroite artiste in USA. Reminds you 'been a year now and this rock band still haven't accept me as their friend'.

11. www.wikipedia.org
Where you go when you lazy to find your Encyclopedia.

Hot!

It was super hot today. I've couldn't remember the last time its been this hot before. What made it different than any other day was not only that it's hot, but it was also dry. Dust sticking on my car windows. It's so hot that I can boil an egg inside my car, parked outside without any shade. The hottest day ever recorded in the world was in El Azizia, Libya, Africa on Sept. 13, 1922. The temperature was 136 Degrees Fahrenheit or 58 Degrees Celsius. Hooray for weather history news today.