Bored & Lonely?

Recently I got this sms from this number 32100:-

Free Msg: Bored & Lonely? Wish for happiness & pleasure? Type ON JOY to 32100. (Kesunyian?Ingin hidup bahagia Taip ON RIA ke 32100. Daftar percuma)

Feeling kinda bored and got nothing to do, I send an sms ON JOY to 32100

I got a reply:-

RM0.00: Welcome to HAPPY tips. receive 2SMS/day,RM0.50/SMS. To unsubsribe this service, please type STOP to 32100. Helpline 03-80271710 (9am-5pm).

I think, ok I'll give it a try. So I wait. Came another sms:-

RM0.50: What is HAPPINESS? Do you have happy life? Everyone deserves to be happy. Want to deserves to be happy. Want to know how? Yes, your journey to happiness begins here!

Then another sms:-

RM0.50: HAPPINESS is determined more by our mind than our circumstances.

Ok Ok I'll wait for another one. The next day sms:-

RM0.50: HAPPINESS is the ultimate purpose in life and achievable for all of us.

What the f***. That cost RM0.50. Its not the ultimate purpose in life. And everyone knows happiness is achievable. Never mind. Wait another one:-

RM0.50: HAPPY :Make plans 2 be happy.Who fail to plan, plan to fail. Just like in any other life domain, the successful persuit of happiness needs planning.

Whaaaat. What a crap. No matter what you do, you need to plan. Go to toilet also need planning you know. Thats it. I then sent STOP to 32100.